So, I went to the grocery tonight for a few items, a couple of which were some “over 21″ drinks for Bald Man and me. It’s been an eon since I’ve bought any, so it wasn’t until I’d reached the check-out that I realized that I didn’t have my ID with me. Hmph. I was about to turn and put the drinks back when I realized that it’s been a while since I’ve actually been carded.
So, up to the checkout I went, and told the guy behind the cash register, “I forgot my ID, though I know I don’t exactly look 21 or under. Is that a problem?”
He looked up, spent about a millisecond studying my face, went back to his scanning and said, “No, you’re fine.” Well, then.
9 responses so far ↓
1 Bald Man // Oct 4, 2006 at 10:41 pm
I think you’re hot. That punk at the checkout probably had to get a price check on the “TOR-TILLAS”
2 Kerri // Oct 4, 2006 at 10:44 pm
Well, that settles it then…/bats eyelashes
3 Jackie // Oct 4, 2006 at 11:03 pm
i’m jealous. i’m lucky they let me into r rated movies.
4 Hsien Lei // Oct 5, 2006 at 4:36 am
Does that mean you went driving without your driver’s license?
In any case, I’m going to report the checkout guide. Gimme details via email.
5 Hsien Lei // Oct 5, 2006 at 4:37 am
*checkout GUY
Head spinning with guide talk lately.
6 Kerri // Oct 5, 2006 at 9:27 am
Jackie: Well, you should be jealous. It must be awful looking like you perpetually bathe in the fountain of youth.
Hsien: Yes, I was. You report me, and I’m telling them to check out your brownies!!!
7 Jackie // Oct 5, 2006 at 11:30 am
You walk around looking like you are 15 all the time and then tell me how you like it. This is why I go out with younger guys. (yeah that’s it, cuz i look young)
8 Kate // Oct 5, 2006 at 3:08 pm
I woke up with zits. I bet I couldn’t buy beer today cause they’re hiding my wrinkles…
9 Kerri // Oct 5, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Jack: It’s the cheeks. They’re just so darn adorable.
Kate: You crack me up! I’ll send some Clearasil you’re way…
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